the monster in me....

sometimes makes me want to.....

1. set a fire or blow up the office with a bomb (with me laughing BWAHAHA on the background)
2. spread a kind of virus that deletes the HDD MBR onto the office network.
3. trip our bosses or "best friends" while they are walking head high in front of visitors.
4. retort really sarcastic remarks to some bosses or bossy people.
5. punch and break the nose of the HR officer
6. put a cockroach on our very grouchy japanese officemate's desk (we nicknamed her "lola")
7. sleep soundly on the middle of a useless meeting
8. spread a juicy rumor about someone.
9. kick a fat cat walking lazily on the street.
10. create a kind of panic out of nothing.