chronicles of pinoys sa opis

Jeff: (typing furiously on his keyboard)
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Jeff: harummphhh! sakit ng (inaudible sound: suspiciously sounding like puson) ko!
ako: ano sabi mo?!?! masakit PUSON mo??
Jeff: (gulat look, big eyes staring blankly at me)
Bea: (snickering)
Jeff: hinde! ang sabi ko, "masakit ang ulo ko!"

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(around 858am JST at the office)
ako: O Jeff, asan si Bea?
Jeff: di ba kayo sabay?
ako: Hinde. Kinatok ko kayo, walang sumasagot eh. Akala ko, nauna na kayong pumasok.
Jeff: Ah wala, di ko kasabay. Baka tulog pa.
ako: Tawagan mo naman. (sabay bigay ng selpown)
Jeff : (dial Bea's number, then calling...)
ako: (tanggal jacket, ayus gamit, boot ng pc)
Jeff: O Bea, nasan ka na?
Bea: (inaudible answer here)
Jeff: Ha? Oo, Monday ngayon! (snickers here)
(more useless funny conversation here, then hangs up)
ako: (tawa to death.. wala palang malay ang loka na Monday na)

after 2 mins off the phone, my phone rings. Bea, was calling..
Bea: Mam Hazel, anong gagawin ko?!?! (panicked-parang-wala-pang-malay-obyus-na-bagong-gising voice here)
Ako: (still laughing) either pumasok ka or hindi. Ano, mag-half day ka ba? (sabay tawa ulet <-- Sorry di ko mapigil)
Bea: Naku, Sorry! Hindi! Ayoko mag-half day! Papasok ako! nakakahiya! anong gagawin ko?!?! (panicked-bordering-on-hysterical voice)
Ako: Eh di pumasok ka. Sabihin ko na lang male-late ka. (snickers here, so impolite of me, Sorry!)
Bea: Sige. Opo, papasok na po ako. Sorry po! Sorry!

okay.. probably the most hilarious phone conversation I had... hahaha!

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