quotables

today....

[keyboard sounds, silence, sound of footsteps on carpeted office floor...]
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[sudden vibrating sound, like a helicopter landing on the rooftop of the office building]
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[nagtitinginan mga pinoy sa workplace]
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ako: may lalabas na monsters sa mga aircon vents
bea and jeff: [dedma]
ako: lalabas sila dyan, papatayin tayong lahat, babaha ng dugo, mamamatay tayong lahat.. ita-target nila yung mga geeky types at yung nagta-type sa keyboard... GET YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR KEYBOARDS!
bea and jeff: [dedma pa rin]

anak naman ng patola...

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a couple of months ago.............

jeff: may dala ka bang [garbled sound]?
ako: ANO SABI MO?!?!? MAY DALA AKONG PANTY???? (open mouthed, huge eyes look ako dito)

[momentary stunned silence, around 1 nanosecond]

jeff: may dala ka bang BAND-AID??

ahh.. okay.. labo mo.

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a few days ago...................

jeff: nagda-dry ang skin ko lately
ako: ah oo, ganun talaga pag winter, lalo na pag naliligo ka ng mainit na tubig.
ako: magda-dry skin mo, magsusugat....
jeff: (patuloy na nagta-type sa keyboard)
ako: ..... tapos, lalabas yung kinain mo dun sa sugat mo pag busog ka.. mga kanin, ganun...
jeff: (suddenly stopped typing, looking aghast for 5 seconds) ... sabay tawa.

heheheehehe

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(tahimik kaming lahat)

jeff: excited na kong magpa-parlor pag-uwi ko sa pinas!

ako: ummm, jeff.. did you realize kung gano ka-bading ng statement mo?