how the bulate came to be

once there was a guy(bert), a gay(pogs), & a girl(me), walking along alabang-zapote road at midday, chatting happily when suddenly, a topic about bearing children popped out of the gay's mouth. Topic suddenly evolved to how donits (another gay) wanted to have kids but do not want to get married. Pogs on the other hand, welcomed the idea as well. The girl realized that the only way for that to happen is to become a hermaphrodite, thus, based on the world book encyclopedia of science, a bulate. With the guy and gay's body figure perfect for a bulate, it is the most suitable adjective for them that was ever used in the face of the earth.

And that's how, my friends, how a bulate came to be.

pEaCe!